King Crawdad

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• 0:00 THE KING CRAWDAD STORY
• 6:38 President Xi wins again, its all he does
• 9:37 Big Poland
• 11:58 Young Trotsky Gentrifies Mexico
• 14:26 GTA Conversations
• 15:49 florida newt and turtle management
• 19:31 florida billboards
• 22:02 michigan man in the deadspin
• 24:39 no country for old dogwhistles
• 26:11 the NEW gamer word
• 27:15 Erin Burnett
• 28:56 A.I. Leads in Callout Culture
• 33:59 colonial photography
• 34:34 a riff deferred
• 35:29 rob has sex, for the NOC LIST
• 37:22 you'll never again find an ev odriscoll joke that makes u think this hard
• 39:00 heavy start, definitive finish
• 40:03 past life regression and the polish hussar
• 41:44 mass killings but SEO
• 42:40 kpop is marx. stan L00NA
• 44:45 brett found a story
• 48:14 executive decision

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